Colonel Abernathy Swathmore

In this episode- Oh, wonderful. More poop and barf jokes. And Rita does some atypical sex stuff. Why did I even show up to describe the episode to you today? It’s always the same bull-

 I-I’m sorry. I stayed up late after crushing a case of energy drinks, and I’m turbo grouchy. I’m sorry I snapped. I hate when we fight. I love this job, they don’t drug test. Coincidentally, that’s exactly the same thing that happens to Dawn in this episode. Dawn stays up late researching Rita’s family tree. We hear an awful lot about Dawn’s digestive issues. We learn about Colonel Abernathy Swathmore, and a man who hopes to propel himself to Europe on his own farts. Rita violates the Prime Directive, along with one of Dawn’s most cherished special interests. The girls get visitors in the Dreamscape!

Cast:
Narrator, Accountant, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner

Dawn, Jerry - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid

Old Person, Commander Fucker   -  Kyle Coughlin @kale_simplykale

Carmilla, Captain Squirt,  Rider - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222

Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)

Writer, Director
Brianne Leeson

Producers
Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz

Editor, Sound Design
James Leeson

Original theme music  by Sean Turner
Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles

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